what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
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“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1:so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2:loki! duh!
- girl 1:uh no it was hulk
- girl 2:YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1:you're the weirdo!
- their dad:actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
I’m sitting here in my underpants salad
black milk?
wow ew
Naked sushi roll
(tumblring from my bath, such a rebel)Eh… Olive Mountain Dew?
Wow that just sounds bad….
I don’t even like mountain dew that much, but I’m more or less forced to drink it after they discontinued Vault *sobs*Beige Water.
No.
Get your damn filter checked.
Beige Fanta?……
We’re wearing the same color pants.
Das hawt.
Uh, flesh-colour Knäckebrot.
Black Fried strawberry Pie
or
Black WaterBlue Pizza
okay
Yellow Spongebob-Print Root Beer and Amaretto.
Stupid emo bands.Blue Scrambler
:-T that ain’t bad, lmao.
Batman Vitamin Water?
I bet this band sucks.
Blue Cranberry Orange Juice
or
Denim Cranberry Orange Juice
…This band must do country folk songs or something. Lame.
Lilac Chocolate Milk
…
Black Tea
ok.
Black Neon Yellow Cookie
So death metal..
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